tim, in an instant

Oh com’on. If you make a family bathroom you can’t be bothered to put a step in or maybe a lower sink? It’s Target for goodness sake, go get a $5 stepstool and put it in here.

A Beavis and Butthead Moment

Documentary Narrator: ...wild ass.
Zack: What are those?
Alison: Wild donkeys
Zack: He said "ass."

Dental hygiene is very important to Zack.

Explaining work

Me: "Part of daddy's job is to find things wrong in computers and tell other people how to fix it. This is called filing a bug."

My 2.5 year old: "Was it a bumble bee?"

Getting kids to eat is 3/4 presentation. If that means that dino spinich potatoes aren’t fun enough, then it’s time to mush them up into little dog bone treats and pretend you’re a puppy.

Check out my new pajamas! (thanks Alison)

Nothing like putting the pregnant wife and kid to work!

“I’m not sure about this ‘awake from nap’ thing.”