Tumblr (3.0; @instanttim)http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lysk8anixF1qzd2rpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Did someone leave their three cans of chicken broth on this curb? Soup party in the CalTrain Parkin lot!</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/16947006065http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/16947006065Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:33:45 -0800photofunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lysb8oBJI61qzd2rpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My inbox has <em>how many</em> headers?</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/16935481061http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/16935481061Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:19:36 -0800screenshotfunnyui<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-CU040Hqbas?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Riley on Marketing (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-CU040Hqbas">dbarry1917</a>)</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/15316175030http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/15316175030Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:55:14 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxaqqhNRii1qzd2rpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Sent to me by a friend…</em></p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/15313597145http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/15313597145Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:03:53 -0800funnykids<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqpf5iQCp31qzd2rpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ah, vacation is a time when you can make a nice iced coffee for yourself.</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/9554009054http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/9554009054Mon, 29 Aug 2011 12:22:30 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpr04en3Of1qzd2rpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Amazon, sometimes you seem confused. Included! Not. I didn’t this particular package of bird spikes, so I’ll never know the truth.</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/8767618539http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/8767618539Wed, 10 Aug 2011 22:19:26 -0700funnyscreenshottypo<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqzyq2jAn1qzd2rpo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqzyq2jAn1qzd2rpo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Many? No, just one. Kind of an significant typo.</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/8767513596http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/8767513596Wed, 10 Aug 2011 22:16:02 -0700funnyscreenshottypo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpopm21qCl1qzd2rpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Embarrassed, they both just stood there.</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/8709690710http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/8709690710Tue, 09 Aug 2011 16:37:14 -0700funnyphotosignage<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmyibbsHL21qzd2rpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh Chevron, you almost got me! Reversing the order of the gas grades… Damn you and you petty attempt to make me accidentally buy your more expensive product!</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/6635637440http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/6635637440Fri, 17 Jun 2011 15:54:37 -0700photosneakymarketing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llo1lvxehs1qzd2rpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The other day, Google’s page looked like this. You may notice the tooltip, but I didn’t at first. I clicked on the logo to see “who’s birthday is it?” and was shown my own Google Profile page. Oh yes. It’s mine. (this was two weeks ago of course).</p> <p>Cool. A little creepy. But cool.</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/5776632309http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/5776632309Mon, 23 May 2011 13:44:19 -0700funny<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkcg4w9tD01qzd2rpo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Amazon recommended the strangest thing to me one day…</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/5004091714http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/5004091714Wed, 27 Apr 2011 20:53:20 -0700funnyweb<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyvikizfu1qzd2rpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Really? I’ll be notified?</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/4783686910http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/4783686910Wed, 20 Apr 2011 12:59:05 -0700funnyphotosign<p>“…and power lines were spread on the ground like spaghetti”</p> <p>This metaphor from an NPR news story really got to me. The only two attributes they could be referring to is that they are on the ground and rather floppy. Well I don’t put spaghetti on the ground and they are wires; their natural state is floppy. I dunno, maybe she meant they were tasty and covered in a meat sauce.</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/4724323442http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/4724323442Mon, 18 Apr 2011 12:16:38 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljkayiOtGj1qzd2rpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wait. <em>What</em> kind of file can’t you open?</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/4564074022http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/4564074022Tue, 12 Apr 2011 16:08:42 -0700funnyuidialog<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj5k0xkxZH1qzd2rpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Okay Google Chrome designers, what the hell is that even an icon of? Is that a folder? Why is it snowing?? I don’t get it.</p> <p><strong>UPDATE: </strong>Wait! I got it.. it’s a TAB and he’s frozen! So what’s that? A scarf?</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/4351705258http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/4351705258Mon, 04 Apr 2011 17:00:00 -0700uidialogfunny<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh1p80aumt1qzd2rpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sorry, I can’t give credit to the photographer. But for what it’s worth, I confirmed this with a package of the same sandpaper I had in my garage.</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/3454332603http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/3454332603Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:55:12 -0800photofunny<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvjpkFLu81qzd2rpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Probably the first time this car has ever had snow on it.</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/3384003092http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/3384003092Sat, 19 Feb 2011 09:10:23 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfrkb7Cevl1qzd2rpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I wish i could credit a source on this. Urban Goats.</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/2986233518http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/2986233518Fri, 28 Jan 2011 18:59:31 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leiu7yR7yv1qzd2rpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Holy crap I spent a lot on home improvements… wait… how much do I <em>normally</em> spend??</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/2601083749http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/2601083749Tue, 04 Jan 2011 15:21:34 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc58b5vKiw1qzd2rpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://damnyouautocorrect.com/1111/holland-at-me/">Holland At Me</a></p> <p>Sometimes you just gotta roll with the autocorrect.</p>http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/1619846469http://instanttim.talking-dog.com/post/1619846469Fri, 19 Nov 2010 09:52:17 -0800