Amazon recommended the strangest thing to me one day…

Really? I’ll be notified?

“…and power lines were spread on the ground like spaghetti”

This metaphor from an NPR news story really got to me. The only two attributes they could be referring to is that they are on the ground and rather floppy. Well I don’t put spaghetti on the ground and they are wires; their natural state is floppy. I dunno, maybe she meant they were tasty and covered in a meat sauce.

Wait. What kind of file can’t you open?

Okay Google Chrome designers, what the hell is that even an icon of? Is that a folder? Why is it snowing?? I don’t get it.

UPDATE: Wait! I got it.. it’s a TAB and he’s frozen! So what’s that? A scarf?

Sorry, I can’t give credit to the photographer. But for what it’s worth, I confirmed this with a package of the same sandpaper I had in my garage.

Probably the first time this car has ever had snow on it.

I wish i could credit a source on this. Urban Goats.

Holy crap I spent a lot on home improvements… wait… how much do I normally spend??

Holland At Me

Sometimes you just gotta roll with the autocorrect.