tim, in an instant

Apr 27

Amazon recommended the strangest thing to me one day…

Amazon recommended the strangest thing to me one day…

Apr 20

Really? I’ll be notified?

Really? I’ll be notified?

Apr 18

“…and power lines were spread on the ground like spaghetti”

This metaphor from an NPR news story really got to me. The only two attributes they could be referring to is that they are on the ground and rather floppy. Well I don’t put spaghetti on the ground and they are wires; their natural state is floppy. I dunno, maybe she meant they were tasty and covered in a meat sauce.

Apr 12

Wait. What kind of file can’t you open?

Wait. What kind of file can’t you open?

Apr 04

Okay Google Chrome designers, what the hell is that even an icon of? Is that a folder? Why is it snowing?? I don’t get it.
UPDATE: Wait! I got it.. it’s a TAB and he’s frozen! So what’s that? A scarf?

Okay Google Chrome designers, what the hell is that even an icon of? Is that a folder? Why is it snowing?? I don’t get it.

UPDATE: Wait! I got it.. it’s a TAB and he’s frozen! So what’s that? A scarf?

Feb 22

Sorry, I can’t give credit to the photographer. But for what it’s worth, I confirmed this with a package of the same sandpaper I had in my garage.

Sorry, I can’t give credit to the photographer. But for what it’s worth, I confirmed this with a package of the same sandpaper I had in my garage.

Feb 19

Probably the first time this car has ever had snow on it.

Probably the first time this car has ever had snow on it.

Jan 28

I wish i could credit a source on this. Urban Goats.

I wish i could credit a source on this. Urban Goats.

Jan 04

Holy crap I spent a lot on home improvements… wait… how much do I normally spend??

Holy crap I spent a lot on home improvements… wait… how much do I normally spend??

Nov 19

Holland At Me
Sometimes you just gotta roll with the autocorrect.

Holland At Me

Sometimes you just gotta roll with the autocorrect.